Ep 267: Chewing Clown

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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In this episode, we talk about: a brother who may or may be a PDF-file, a bridesmaid being asked to remove her piercings, a listener who caught her boyfriend doing DISGUSTING things with photos of her loved ones, a listener who was thinking of us in the bedroom, and a sibling vacation gone awry due to some lies. We also go over which men are pee pees or wieners in this week's circle Jurdge. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to ⁠Chewy.com/Judgies⁠ NOW to get $20 off your first order and FREE shipping! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 0:00 Intro 6:33 Calling Brother a PDF-file 14:37 Removing Piercings 24:22 Hinge Story 30:20 Break 32:13 CJ: Pee Pee or Weiner 40:48 LS Sound 43:54 LS: BF Edited Friend's Pictures 50:14 LS: Judgies in the Bedroom 54:22 Erika Tangent 56:32 Lying To Sister 1:05:27 Outro Story Links: Calling Brother a PDF-file Removing Piercings DELETED Hinge Story Lying To Sister DELETED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:12.2	And he's like feeling it from the front.
1:16.0	He was very confused that he can feel his butt crack from the front.
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