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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Ep 266 - The Account of a Carbon Accountant

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.74.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

We all want companies to limit their carbon output, but how do you measure how they’re doing? Well, YOU don’t. You need a carbon accountant like Ian Lipton to tally up those pesky molecules, and he’s here to tell us all about it. And as long as we’re saving the Earth, let’s DO something with it. It’s “Garden Time with Captain Crinkle.” GUEST Ian Lipton President and CEO of The Carbon Accounting Company thecarbonaccountingcompany.com HOUSE BAND Jacob Miller Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

0:09.0

Oh God.

0:10.0

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

0:15.0

Cool, that was close.

0:16.0

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0:19.0

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware.org. This episode is presented by eBay. Rob. Everyone loves a deal and a bargain from time to time, don't they?

0:57.1

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0:57.1

It's free, free.

0:58.0

It's free, Rob.

1:04.1

When it's this easy to sell for free and there's great deals on things you love, you can't help but say when it's eBay.

1:06.2

It excludes vehicles and business sellers. Three. Three, two, one.

1:17.8

So wait, Tony's not here?

1:19.6

Tony Need a Hall won't be here.

1:21.1

No, Tony?

1:21.9

Her regular job, she's at some convention or something.

1:26.0

What the fuck does she have another job for i pay her to do this

1:29.9

earn a living okay look at i hate listening to podcasts where they keep saying you know uh support this

1:37.3

podcast we need you to help us make this pot give us like i don't like to hammer the audience but

1:43.6

wouldn't it be nice audience if we didn't

1:47.1

have to lose Tony and need a haul every so off into some other job? Come on, support. You could use a

1:52.9

nobody shirt. Oh, when I was in Walla Walla, there was a guy like three rows in. I hope he's

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