What's going on? Welcome to my little podcast. I want to start with something that I just watched on the internet that is absolutely unbelievable.

And this is for the Jeopardy fans out there. You know you watch Jeopardy and you're like, these fucking eggheads. Why are they this much smarter than me?

You get annoyed. I mean you can answer a few of the questions, but after a while you're like, these fucking big brains are making me look stupid. And you're by yourself watching Jeopardy.

I take such pleasure in playing this quick clip from Jeopardy. There was a football category and this is what happened. Enjoy football 200.

Your choice, do or don't name this play in which the quarterback runs the ball and can choose to pitch it to another back.

It's an option play, right?

Football 400. I can tell you guys are big football fans. Tom Landry perfected the shotgun formation with this team.

Dallas Cowboys. Do you think we should go to commercial? Ryan? Take it on a 600.

Okay, by signaling for one of these a returner can reel in a kick without fear of getting tackled.

Fair catch. Two clues left, Ryan. 800. These penalties are simultaneous violations by the offense and defense that cancel each other out.

And they're called offsetting penalty. Let's look at the $1,000 clue just for the fun of it.

You're neat. As Minneapolis's US bank stadium prepares to host Super Bowl 52, I'm looking at the ring of honor with names from this defensive line that took the Vikings to four Super Bowls.

If you guys ring in and get this one, I will die. Who are the purple people eaters? We're going to take a break. I have to talk to that.

All right, let's see what's going on today. Good morning everybody. Rock your body.

Back street boys. Good morning, Brian Bernard. How are you, buddy? In Chris Rocco in Tish, Negron and Ryan Anderson. One of the haters said your podcast. All it is is saying hi to people.

I spend a minute at the beginning of some podcast to say hi to the people that support me. And now that's a problem too. What's going on? Dennis Howland and Sean? How are you and Lewis and Gal? What's up, Gal? And Joe? How are you, man? Yeah, beautiful day. How's everybody doing? Everyone all right? Staying away from that coronavirus? Oh, God, I'm so sick of talking about the fucking coronavirus.

Greetings from Charleston, South Carolina. I like that. What's up, man? Yeah, what up? All right, top of the morning back to you. Okay, boo to the Rona. No shit, low. You're sick of the virus too and all the bullshit in the world. Yes. I don't know, man. Everyone just wants to go back to how life was. And it's just becoming, I don't know. I would say impossible.

Baseball thought that they had it figured out. And I think baseball goes away. I think they were just really, really stupid. I think the NBA has it figured out if it's going to work by keeping their players in a bubble.

The NHL is doing the same thing, keeping their players more or less in a bubble. But baseball just greedy like fuck that. We're all in. We're going to play an empty stadiums and we're going to be traveling around the country.

And that's going to turn out to be no bueno. She got the Marlins with the coronavirus. And then now the Phillies are scared. They might have the coronavirus because they played the Marlins. That shit's going to spread very quickly and they will shut down baseball very, very soon.

John Cassidy, you setting your kids back to school?

Ah, hell no. My kids actually don't want to go back. They're trying, man. I mean, the school they go to, it's so obvious. They're just trying to save the school. They ran its space at an old church. And they're going to throw the kids in like one classroom and they can't move around at all.

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