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🗓️ 4 July 2018
⏱️ 83 minutes
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0:00.0 | Tonight I'm going to go to the |
0:07.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
0:14.0 | And that's comic, very good friend of mine. |
0:19.0 | He's number two in my comic, Deathpool. |
0:23.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, big footstopping screaming around of applause |
0:27.0 | To be inimitable, Sean Rose. |
0:34.0 | How's everybody doing? Late show. |
0:44.0 | Hey, if you guys are underage and you're drinking, it's not a big deal. |
0:47.0 | We'll serve you. But don't get all fucked up and go get out there and try to drive. |
0:53.0 | You can't handle it. And it's documented. |
0:58.0 | DUI is the number one killer of teenagers here in America. |
1:02.0 | And these kids need to realize that if they're going to go out and they're going to get so drunk, |
1:06.0 | they can barely walk. I know. And then try and get in the car and drive home. |
1:11.0 | Then they're going to need some cocaine for the ride. |
1:17.0 | Now keep you on track and you shouldn't miss any lights on the way. |
1:20.0 | You'll see him all a few times and you might stop for everyone. |
1:25.0 | The point is you're drinking safe. |
1:29.0 | Sean Rose podcast. |
1:31.0 | Pick one. |
1:33.0 | Wait, it's the Doug Stanhope podcast featuring. |
1:37.0 | It's the Sean Rose Memorial episode of the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
1:42.0 | No one saw it coming. |
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