Hey everyone, you're listening to Heaving Boosoms, the podcast where two best friends recap

romance novels love each other and wreck great fanfic to you at the end.

I'm Melody Carlyle and I've got huge news.

Okay, so since I've been putting together the Kickstarter for bonkers romance, I've

discovered my love for designing and sourcing bookish merch.

So I started a Heaving Boosoms Etsy shop.

For the past few months, I've been putting together a Saint Vincent would always themed

care package for everyone at the self-care boner Patreon level and up.

Those are actually going to be sent out later this week, but I figured everyone else might

want to treat themselves as well.

So I've put all the goodies up on Etsy both as a care package and individually.

All patrons get a discount forever, so make sure you check out Patreon today for your

discount code.

There's a custom-cented Saint Vincent and the Eevee Marriage of Convenience candle, a

book sleeve that I'm utterly in love with, stickers, and an ammo pin, and more is in

the works.

If you've been hankering for a specific item, please let me know.

I love the design and production process, so I'm really excited to make more fun merch

available to you.

Now, we've got part two of my recap of Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade with Tanya.

When we left off, Marcus and April had just done a giant make out against an old man's

fence, and he told them to take it somewhere else.

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