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🗓️ 16 September 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.2 | I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. |
| 0:08.0 | What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? |
| 0:12.2 | Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story. |
| 0:18.8 | Does anyone know what show they've come to see? |
| 0:22.1 | It's a story. |
| 0:23.2 | It's about the scariest night of my life. |
| 0:25.3 | This is Wisecrack, available now. |
| 0:28.8 | Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:34.6 | What I told people, I was making a podcast about Benghazi. |
| 0:38.6 | Nine times out of ten, they called me a masochist, rolled their eyes, or just asked, |
| 0:44.5 | why? |
| 0:45.2 | Benghazi, the truth became a web of lies. |
| 0:48.6 | From prologue projects and Pushkin Industries, this is Fiasco, Benghazi. |
| 0:54.0 | What difference at this point does it make? |
| 0:57.5 | Listen to Fiasco, Benghazi, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:06.4 | Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. |
| 1:16.4 | Today on This Is Important, most of my jokes are jizz-based. |
| 1:21.8 | I'm throwing away anything that isn't an elite jelly bean. |
| 1:26.2 | Is this a freak off? |
| 1:31.3 | Let me. anything that isn't an elite jelly bean. Is this a freak off? Let's go. |
| 1:33.3 | Woo. |
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