I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay.

Things people love. T's and Cs apply. Exclus vehicles.

Three, two, one.

Okay, you know what? Here's a little peek behind the curtain of course we're not doing a cold open a lot of people have complained about the cold opens and they'll they'll write

to me on Twitter and they'll go well you know we don't like the cold open and I write back and I go we

don't do one geez have you paid no attention?

So, before I sat down, I had to go in the kitchen and give my dog serious his crushed

up heart pill with some canned food.

And then on my way into the kitchen, there were droplets of blood across the kitchen floor

because, yeah, because my cat Hardy has, I think it's called

a sinus tumor.

And then, and my dog, Mo, I can't get her an appointment when I'm around to go to the vet

for another week because they have to sedate her in order

to do an x-ray of her back leg, which is surely thousands of dollars.

But that's a little peek by the curtain here.

I do not think that it is.

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