Ep 262: Dusty Muhf*ckers

This Is Important

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Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Today, this is what's important:

Coaching, motorcycles, celebrity photos, parties, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, food, Ubers, wokeness, & more

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.8	Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.
0:17.0	Today on This Is Important.
0:19.4	I'm mainlining chili with the rest of the people Generation X.
0:23.7	This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.
0:29.0	If you're woke, then I'm hit snooze, okay?
0:34.6	Let's go!
0:38.6	Ah, ho-ho-ho-hoo! Oh! Let's go! We're back!
0:43.3	Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
0:45.0	Oh, dude, look at my hat.
0:47.0	We're back.
0:47.9	We're back.
0:48.6	We're back.
0:49.5	The coaching staff is back.
0:51.4	Whoa, what staff is back, dude?
0:53.8	Who didn't get fired? We're back. We is back. Whoa. What staff is back, dude? Who didn't get fired? We're back. But we're back. Uh-oh. That's all right. You all ready for this? Come on. If you guys had to coach a bunch of college boys, what team would it be? And you can't say gymnastics.
1:11.2	That's my...
1:11.3	Oh, you're saying... Oh, you mean what sport it would be? What sport? I thought you were saying what team? What school? Go big red. Go big red. Nebraska. Yeah, I guess I mean what sport. And then you can say what's cool if that floats your boat. I would love to coach ping pong table tennis. I think that would be sick, dude.
1:08.6	Okay, but it's also think that would be sick, dude.
1:24.6	Okay, but it's also what you would be the best at, right? Is it? Well, maybe I just know the game. Okay. I guess you know. I mean, you're not very good at ping pong, so. What? Dude, you're fine. I'm pretty good. I'm as good as I am, and I'm not that good. I think you're pretty good.
1:26.2	Okay, well, thanks Blake.
1:27.5	You got it, man.
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