Ep 261: Grasping For Penis Elongating Straws

This Is Important

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Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ ? minutes

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Today, this is what's important:

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.9	Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet.
0:19.2	Today on this is important? We've got freaking dumb and dumber on the pod today. My goodness.
0:26.6	My spine is going like this. I didn't know movies did it like that.
0:34.6	Buckle up.
0:38.5	Okay.
0:41.2	What is happening here, Jersey?
0:44.5	What is going on?
0:45.6	Modern Durs Fair over here?
0:47.7	What the hell?
0:48.9	This is how athletic you are.
0:51.7	You're one of these guys that runs around with weighted vest.
0:54.7	Listen, it's time to take it to the next level.
0:57.9	I podcast with a weight vest on now.
1:00.8	So this is you work out with this thing.
1:03.5	At least.
1:04.4	Why did you decide that mid-40s is when you are going to get absolutely shredded?
1:10.1	Okay, do-ducky.
1:10.8	Because you're going to maybe take some human growth hormones.
1:13.5	Are you in a Marvel movie?
1:14.6	As we all know, your dick shrinks when you get older.
1:17.7	Yes.
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