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What's up Billy? How are you buddy and Brett? Good morning Jason. Good morning Becky. Good morning Greg Harrington. What's up Vincent? How are you buddy and Bill? Hello, Bill.

Uh, good morning from the mountain. Nice. I would love love love to be in the mountains. I think I'm going to get a mountain house in the very, very near future. We've been, uh, we've been taking a look. See.

We'll see though, but I don't know about those mosquitoes up there, right? The beauty of having this spot with that ocean, you get the ocean breeze that push all the fucking bugs, especially the mosquitoes away from the house.

Unless, you know, you get one of those days where the air is just stale and not moving and then you get eaten alive out here, but in general, we don't get any bugs.

But then you go across the street to my neighbors and they can't even leave their houses because they don't get that breeze pushing the bugs out.

It's a fucking nightmare the other day I was bringing my kids for a little swim across the street. There's the bay.

The swimming's a little nicer. There's no waves and we're walking and we're so happy and we got boogie boards and all sorts of stuff to throw in the water.

And then we hit the path to get to the, uh, the little beach over there and wow.

It was like a swarm of mosquitoes. I was fighting them off left and right. I had 20 of them on my right leg alone within seconds.

Uh, my son same thing and for whatever reason, man, my, my daughter must have the sweet blood because they only better once.

But long story short, we came back to the house miserable. It was supposed to be a nice little thing, nice little summer activity as we try to figure out what to do with our kids and we got eaten alive.

Oh my god, I'm still itching. And why do you itch? I think it itch because your body's like, I hell no supposedly.

That's what I read on the Google. You think they have something in the mosquito that they put something in you, but no, it's actually your body going nah, we don't like this and they try to fight it.

And it makes it very, very itchy, stupid body. They couldn't figure out a better way to basically say it's a dumb mosquito or the body doesn't need to do anything.

But no, it's got to swell up. It's got to itch. And then you're just itching layers of skin off your fucking body. Too much information. Probably I understand what's going on, man.

If you put skin so soft from Avon or Avon, it keeps the bugs away. Does it really?

My neighbor also told me get the Benadrill spray and spray the bug bites and the itch will go away instantly. Oh really? I was up half the night just scrubbing my body trying to get the itch to go away.

Ask Dr. Steve. I don't know what the hell works. I mean, when we were growing up, we had the bug repellent that really did keep the bugs away. And then what? It had deep, deep, deep, or something in it?

What the hell did it have in it? And they said, oh, yeah, man. You know what? Yeah, it's keeping the mosquitoes away, but you might get kids.

And you don't want to get the kids. So we have to get rid of the is it deeds? Who cares? We don't have it anymore. So now these bugs praise it. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Oh, try cabin cabin woods or whatever the hell it's called, all these fancy names. And they have a beautiful picture on the side of the bottle. Oh look, it's a campfire in the middle of the mountains. And these people are really enjoying themselves. And they're not getting bit by the mosquitoes. So me as a consumer, I'm going to believe this. And I'm going to buy 10 bottles of it.

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