I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say when it's eBay.

Things people love.

T's and Cs apply, exclusive vehicles.

I'll tell you, there are three tiny kittens in my daughter's bedroom right now.

How did they get there?

Well, the woman next door is fostering them, and we took them overnight last night.

You can end up with one.

Oh, that's already kind of a foregone conclusion.

Yeah.

We're host.

You'll be lucky if it's not too.

No, we already have a cat and a dog.

I know. And at the risk of offending Paula, I don't think more pets adds value to your life.

Oh, no, that's not true. It does. I think it's diminishing returns after two or three.

I'm the happiest person in the world. Oh, Tony and Anita Hall is in the waiting room.

Tony Anita Hall.

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