All right for those of you that are seeing the headlines and have sent me the headlines of the Ohio couple

attempting to spice up their sex life with some kinky role play turned horribly wrong last night as they were

both shot by hunters while having sex in the woods in Sasquatch costumes.

I just want you to know that that story is false. It didn't really happen. I know. I know. I know. I thought the same thing. I thought what? I can't believe that something like this could turn horribly wrong

but then I looked and it was from World News Daily report and and it's that is that is that literally is fake news but I still want to see it because it's kind of funny

All right I mean fake with if you know that it's fake news, then it makes it funny.

Right?

Got that?

Like onion, fake news.

What's the other one?

The other one, the, uh, Babylon B, yeah.

You know that that's fake, and that's what makes it funny. So I hope that the new

good check bad check left, right check, reward from Google and Microsoft realizes that when they

gives you the good check bad check left check right check

check news update

welcome to chewing the fat good to to see you. I mean it.

You look great today.

I don't care what they said.

Monday, you know, the link to and then I opened up the link here as we were

getting ready to go into the show and now it won't let me read the story because it has

questions for me to answer and it says you know support local journalism by taking a brief survey. I wish that it would say yes or no.

Because I would like to say, no, I want to read the story. That's how I'm supporting your local journalism

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