Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I am your host, the 1982 L.A. Dodgers. And today I'm about to be joined by Christian Brichke, a rising star over at Reason,

and we're going to talk about the Farm Bill and why you should be

enraged at the amount of money that is just going through the troughs there to very large

crony corporations and we will break that down for you. But before we do so I do need to pay the

bills. So let's get to our show sponsor. You know Christmas is coming up and pretty much every year it's on December 25th unless you're

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