Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. Welcome to the program. Our Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

No, I would also like to welcome you to the program. I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

That's a new thing that we're gonna do. We're gonna welcome people into the program.

We're gonna welcome people into the program. We're big tense.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's better than our old intro where we just tell the audience to go fuck themselves.

The old suck it intro. Yeah, we called it. We don't even want you to be listening.

No, go stick it in your ear. Delete this from your hard drive.

I actually was our slogan. We meant for it to be a part, but it became more literal than, you know.

Well, we started the show when we were 1930 street urchins.

And so would it just take our stick ball broom handles?

Right. Yes, exactly.

We were kicking that can. We said to the guy who took our can.

I just a real quick. Please.

You know, we've already welcomed in the new listener.

So the new listener out there, you're in. You're on board. Welcome to the program.

A loyal listeners. Go fuck yourselves. No, no, no. Loyal listeners.

Loyal listeners. Loyal listeners now are wondering what the weather's like in Los Angeles.

Oh, good. Yeah, yeah. It's beautiful in Los Angeles. It was cold earlier this week.

Almost actually cold. Yeah.

I woke up one morning, 35 degrees outside.

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