Ep. 258 - Mark Simmons
My Time Capsule
Cast Off Productions
4.8 • 842 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
One liner comedian Mark Simmons, is probably best known for his multiple appearances on the satirical comedy show, Mock the Week. He was voted the best act by UK Comics’ Comic 2022 and was included in Dave’s top 10 jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe. His Edinburgh show, One linerer, was a sell out hit in 2017 and he followed it up with One Linererer, which was also a sell out. He’s had his own UK tours and has also been tour support for Seann Walsh, Rob Beckett and Rob Brydon and supported Michael McIntyre and Jack Dee. He has his own podcast, Jokes with Mark Simmons, where he and his comedian guests discuss jokes they've written that just haven't worked.
Mark Simmons is guest number 258 on My Time Capsule and chats to Michael Fenton Stevens about the five things he'd like to put in a time capsule; four he’d like to preserve and one he’d like to bury and never have to think about again .
Mark’s podcast, Jokes with Mark Simmons - podfollow.com/1455723980
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| 0:00.0 | Cross, the new series only on Prime Video. |
| 0:04.0 | You're going to be part of a masterpiece. |
| 0:06.0 | Evil knows his name. |
| 0:08.0 | Detective Alex Cross. |
| 0:11.0 | Where he lives. |
| 0:13.0 | It was in my house. |
| 0:15.0 | His darkest secret. |
| 0:16.0 | And when I'm done, the world will know the truth. |
| 0:20.0 | Based on characters created by James Patterson. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm not a monster. |
| 0:24.4 | I don't kill for fun. |
| 0:25.8 | Cross. |
| 0:26.7 | New series. |
| 0:27.8 | Watch now only on Prime Video. |
| 0:30.2 | Now streaming on Apple TV Plus, Blitz, an Apple original film. |
| 0:34.3 | Please, Mom, don't I'm sending me away. |
| 0:36.1 | It's only until all this is over. Steve McQueen's Blitz is a triumph. |
| 0:40.3 | Your son did not arrive at his destination. |
| 0:42.3 | You were meant to be looking after him. |
| 0:44.3 | Where's my boy? |
| 0:45.3 | Critics rave. |
| 0:47.3 | Sertia Ronan is superb. |
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