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Ep 258: Hold On Hold On! Let's go to the phones - Trump and Schools

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🗓️ 11 July 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

So Donald Trump says that we got the coronavirus under control and that we're winning.

0:29.9

What's your thoughts on this? Are we winning? Do we have the coronavirus under control?

0:36.5

All right, all right, all right, all right. Under control, we can't even get people

0:42.6

to wear their masks right and not like over their nose. It's ridiculous. So under control,

0:48.1

my ass, it's no, there's no way. We can't get people to stop gathering it more than 30 people.

0:53.4

They're on top of each other. So he's a schmuck. Where are schmucks? Everybody's a schmuck.

0:58.4

What's up, Chris? From New Jersey, long time no here. I can't believe you just said schmuck.

1:03.4

I haven't heard that word in many, many years. I don't even know if you could say schmuck.

1:09.1

You know we're in the middle of cancel culture. Yeah. What are we up to? We're not a lot of

1:15.4

beans now or something like that. I can't keep track with the cancel culture. I think it's ridiculous.

1:19.5

I ain't boycotting shit. How about that? Speaking of schmuck, don't forget Robert DeNero and what he

1:26.0

said, better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime. And of course, I wasn't going to

1:31.4

try to do the DeNero. I can't do DeNero. And you want to hear my favorite schmuck quote of all time?

1:38.0

You might be confused like, how do you know all this hope? It's called Google. Jack Benny

1:43.9

said this. Yes, Jack Benny. A scout troop consists of 12 little kids dressed like schmucks,

1:51.2

following a big schmuck dress like a kid. All right, then. Okay, I'll just be over here. All right.

2:00.1

Okay. Yeah, schmuck is very endearing to me because basically that's what my dad called me every day

2:07.6

of my childhood. And I guess Goya, yeah, they're their hose right now. Right? So now the slogan is

2:14.2

Goya. Oh, boy, poor stockholders. Yeah, Bobby DeNero, right? So he said he's crying poverty.

2:22.8

He's only going to make about seven and a half million this year. So I feel so bad for him. He had

2:28.0

to cut his wife's expenses from a hundred grand to 50 grand a month. I don't know how they're doing it,

2:33.4

but Godspeed, Bobby. Godspeed. Yeah, what's up, Boat? It's creamy butters. Under control,

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