Ep 258: Finding a New Insult

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we talk about: losing some GOLDEN content for the FIRST TIME IN SHOW HISTORY, a guy who HATES how much his girlfriend is like that one person from Friends, a smoothie that had some oysters in it or something idk, someone wearing AirPods to an interview and it goes WRONG, a listener who had a dog get in their underwear, and the INFAMOUS poop scale story FINALLY gets read. We also go over some insults to try to find one that BITES in this week's circle jurdge. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Chewy.com/Judgies to save $20 on your first order and free shipping! ⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠ Story Links: Husband said “why did I ever marry you” out of nowhere… My (25 M) roommates (same ages) are mad at me because I have been putting canned oysters in the breakfast smoothies, and they claim they didn't know. TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:01 Husband From Friends 23:36 Clam Smoothie 35:48 AirPods Interview 42:28 Break 44:27 CJ: How Offended Are You? 59:23 LS Sound 1:03:29 LS Story 1:09:52 Poop Scale 1:30:27 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:06.4	garbage smelling rank and guess what? My litter box also stanks. At least it used to until my
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