It's time for team on trash talk with Tracy and the well.

Hello and welcome to team mom trash talk. This is episode 258. I'm your host. I'm Tracy and that's the well.

Hi, I'm a comedian. She's a snake. I'm a person. A person who's a part-time snake.

You're a, oh, like a, like a serpent like with the legs. Oh, I want to be a serpent.

I'm kind of well. You're a serpent. I like serpents. You are the legs. Yeah, like in the Bible.

Remember the guy has the legs. It's like the half snake half. No, I'm just thinking of like a centaur. Right?

No, no, no, no snake with legs is called.

Um, yeah.

The snake with legs. Yeah, you should Google snake legs Bible. Yeah, snake legs Bible.

Yeah, literally it comes up like I didn't even have to type that in.

Um, yeah, the the Bible tells them that after this is the Adam and Eve story after taking the after the talking snake tempted Eve with some CD pomegranate.

God cut off all the snake's legs. That's why they don't have legs anymore. But the in the story they have legs.

Who the fuck wants pomegranate? That's what Eve did this. She did this for us for all those seeds in her teeth.

Thanks Eve. She's like, wait, how do you even peel this thing? Wait, come back.

Come back.

Seriously. That's not even like a good fruit.

Would you sell us out for maybe like a good nectarine or something? Okay. No, all it's like we really do share a brain because I was right.

I would sell you down the river for a nectarine. But that's what I'm saying. Good, a good watermelon.

A very good nectarine, a very good watermelon, a very delicious peach, a white peach.

No, I like the like it's a little tartar pomegranate. I like sweeter.

Yeah, well, that's sweet. That's like selling me out for like a yellow apple. Yuck.

A meal. Apple last season. Yeah. If you guys want more of this, go to patreon.com slash trash talk podcast where you can get our bonus episode.

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