I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay.

Things people love. T's and Cs apply, exclusive vehicles.

And if everybody's recording, let's do it.

Three, two, one.

All right. You didn't hit record. Tony didn't hit record everybody. Tony didn't hit record. Once again, our listeners are going to be treated to what's known as a clap slate, which is where we sync things up for our editor. That's a little peek behind the curtain. Here we go. Are you ready now, Tony? I'm recording now. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Well, that was an exhausting peek behind a curtain.

I'm going to give you a peek behind the curtain.

What are you got?

I've been dusting my closet for like an hour and a half a day for several days.

It's a long slog.

It's a really hard, awful job.

And the reason I don't do it longer than that is, A, it's boring.

And B, it's so much dust that.

Wow, if only we lived in a culture that for some reason

had respirator masks readily available everywhere in the world.

I don't like to wreck the ones I wear out.

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