Hey, everybody. This is our Pandora Taurus. You're listening to the show before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us

We have buckets of piss. Oh

We just finished recording the episode and I have not stopped laughing. Oh, man

Here's a weird thing to say especially during the plugs, but if you normally skip our plugs listen to them

Yeah, I feel like the plugs are when like our brain has melted enough where we're like fuck I don't even care anymore

I got three business things to talk about and then the weirdest jokes possible

Yeah, just time to say the gooey shit that my brain thinks of

So anyway, we've got a great episode for you. It's the final episode of our series on Mormons. Thank you

Thank you or at least on Brigham Young. Yeah, that is true

I keep saying Mormons and that's just wishful thinking but it turns out there's a long line of terrible people that did stuff in the

Name of Joseph Smith and his Mormonisms correct

Hey, we are going to be at panic fest is coming week that episode I am planning on being the one that we release

But you know with live episodes you never can guarantee anything so I don't want to I basically what I'm telling you the audience

Is that episode might come out late or we might have to scramble at the end of theirs any technical issues, which I am not

I am not for seeing. I'm just trying to be as

As forthright as possible

Um, and then yeah, we've got some updates about other stuff. That's at the end of the episode nothing bad

I'm not trying to scare you or anything just if you're if you want some more clarity on our scheduling

Listening at the end and because the jokes are fucking good

Yeah, you can go oh panic fest is sold out

Thank you so much. That's a fucking a crazy text message to get so crazy. Yeah

Absolutely wild

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