I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay.

Things people love.

T's and Cs apply.

Exclused vehicles.

Adam, yesterday, you know, I was trying to attend a business.

And I had to call Bonnie to ask a question, you know, it was important.

It was substantive.

And this is just a peek behind the curtain.

Yeah, I get it.

Yeah.

Bonnie, for some odd reason.

First of all, I had no idea what she was saying.

She kept saying something about her jam, her jam girls.

Like, what the fuck is it? I didn't understand what she said at all. And then I could hear

this woman in the background, buddy goes, well, I'll put her on. And she puts me on the

phone with a woman who's apparently decorating Bonnie's house, as if dropping the keys on the

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