I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

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Set my levels. Yes, they're good.

Oh, this is a little peek behind the curtain for people because Adam is looking at the levels on his recording. Oh, this must be fascinating. This is really... Yeah, this is why they come. Yeah, because this is so interesting how you do that. Oh, it's fascinating. You look at your levels on the... Uh-huh. Yeah. How are your levels, Paula? I don't know.

I don't look at mine. Ask Wendell. Can you ask Wendell? Wendell, how are the levels? Feeling good about the levels. Wendell says he feels good about the levels. Okay, great. Oh, my gosh. Probably another few thousand people just started listening right then because... Because of the peak behind the curtain. And that's what people like.

They like feeling like they're part of something.

At cold open.

Tony looks like... Just started listening right then because... Because of the peek behind the curtain. That's what people like. They like feeling like they're part of something.

At cold open. Tony looks like she's in a new place. Well, yeah, we're going to get to that, I guess, right? I mean, because she's definitely in a new place. Oh, she's in a new place. Okay, well... See, now that's like a teaser. her. If they want to hear where she is, they'll have to wait till the show starts.

Okay. Yeah. To grab her. Yeah. Tony, are those bars? teaser. If they want to hear where she is, they'll have to wait till the show starts.

Okay. Yeah. It's a grabber. Yeah. Tony, are those bars?

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