I'll summon up for you. I don't think Joey Diaz actually made young comics blow him to get on stage.

I think Chris, I think Crystal Leia, I believe he has an itch for the younger side.

I believe Amy Schumer absolutely ripped off other comics and thought she could get away with it because she was a more popular comic.

And Jeffrey Ross is a pretty ugly person and it wasn't smart when he shaved his head.

Yeah, I know.

It's like so weird. Is this some kind of hitch cocky?

The shit is going on. Like they're literally I didn't throw bread or I don't have bird feeders.

Like there are a ton of birds outside my window right now.

I got a ton of birds outside my house too, but I got old man gifts for my birthday this year.

I'm sorry, I missed it. One of your birthday.

May 23rd and I got a hammock. I got a bird feeder and I got a tomato planting kit.

You literally are the last scene of the godfather minus the oranges.

And you know what? I loved every single one of those gifts, Tammy Pescatelli.

And that's how we begin. I love them too.

You like the old lady gifts? Are you getting old lady gifts?

I am an old lady. Are you kidding me? Somebody was trolling me yesterday and said you don't have any fans under 45.

And I was like, thank God. I don't want any of the 45. There are too much work.

They're too uptight. They're too busy trying to cancel everything we know and love from our lives.

Yeah, like I can't believe they gave Elmer Fud a sword.

Oh yeah, they got rid of the gun. Yeah, the Bugs Bunny cartoons used to have a lot of violence and a lot of guns.

And I guess one of the things was to get rid of the guns in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

But I mean, the kids is Bugs Bunny talks.

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