Ep. 253: Spoiler Free ‘Bachelor’ Finale Preview w/ Geoff Keith & Ian Gulbransen
The E & G Podcast
Ian Gulbransen
4.8 • 637 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2019
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
Two weeks after the birth of Ian's son Milo & we're back! Milo Holden Gulbransen is happy & healthy as is Ian's wife so it's on to #FantasySuites & a man who's never had a pregnancy scare in his life, Colton "The Virgin" Underwood!! Will he have sex? EVER?! It's all I (Geoff) can think about. On this episode, we're chatting all about what we saw with Tayshia; including her "lack of physical intimacy" with Colton during her overnight date. Next up was Hannah G, PSYCH! Hannah gets no paycheck for episode 9 because it was all about Cassie breaking up with Colton while he had his lucky condom in his Velcro wallet. She wasn't feeling the marriage vibes with Colton especially after production flew out her father to orchestrate the first televised #InternationalCockBlock on a virgin no less! Leading Colton to finally jump the fence & proceed to go full Truman Burbank. Chris Harrison is on the hunt with his perfect jogging form (as I've always expected), but what's going to happen when he finds him? Somewhere Mike Fleiss must be burning down a joint, giggling to himself on top of a pile of well-deserved cash as this plays out exactly how producers hoped. The question is, what will they think of next? #TheBachelor #ColtonBurbank #GetInTheVan #CondomShopping #Caelynn4Bachelorette
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| 0:00.0 | The E&G podcast, you don't want to test them since they were little kids, lifelong best friends, and they'll be best friends forever. |
| 0:17.8 | The podcast men and women listen to together. |
| 0:20.5 | E&G is dope, Can't say it any clearer. |
| 0:22.9 | Color Bachelor, Stranging Things in Black Mirror. Lots of people listen and you know it's not trash. |
| 0:27.9 | The hate free always and good fun podcast. |
| 0:32.1 | Every relationship moves |
| 0:40.3 | Every relationship moves at different paces. |
| 0:43.3 | At the end of this, if I see a better future with you |
| 0:47.3 | and I want to spend the rest of my life with you |
| 0:50.3 | and our relationship isn't ready for an engagement, it's not ready for an engagement. It's okay to take your time. |
| 1:00.0 | I don't know what you're struggling with. |
| 1:06.0 | I haven't really known where you've been at verbally. |
| 1:08.0 | What I've seen has led me to believe that you do care for me and you do love me. |
| 1:17.6 | Um, and I'm sitting here telling you that I'm in love with you. |
| 1:22.6 | I don't know where your doubts are coming from. |
| 1:31.3 | I don't. |
| 1:32.3 | I don't know. |
| 1:33.3 | I don't know. |
| 1:34.3 | I just, I think, knowing how near, like, the end of this whole thing we are. |
| 1:40.3 | And, like, I know, I know, I know, I know know and I didn't this whole time until this week |
| 1:47.3 | you're having about my family I'm I know I know honestly I'm like a little terrified to meet |
| 1:55.7 | your family because I feel like they're gonna wonder why I'm here if I'm not sure what I want at the end of this. |
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