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EP 253 - Funny Pirate Stories

supermegashow

Matt Watson & Ryan Magee

Comedy, Film Reviews, Improv, Tv & Film

4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We tell some GREAT pirate stories and then ramble on about some other stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everyone happy Halloween is not Halloween mask. I just tricked so many people

0:06.0

do they're like no it's October already that's crazy. It's just it's Christmas

0:11.3

though. Yep, which is very Christmas every more exciting. So this is our holiday

0:15.7

episode and today hold up one second hold up wait one second

0:21.6

that's real nice something interesting Christmas facts Christmas is an Annual

0:29.5

Festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ primarily on December 25th as

0:35.3

a religious and cultural celebration by billions of people around the world

0:39.3

wait primarily do you simmer that means there are people that do Christmas

0:43.0

on not December 20th okay cool cool eve of Christmas you know what I

0:50.8

Christmas is so big, it gets its own holiday the day before.

0:57.0

That's actually just the excitement of Christmas.

1:00.8

That, I know.

1:01.6

The same with the fucking fourth of July this year, man.

1:05.0

You know, it was on a Sunday, and then Monday the fifth,

1:07.7

people all had off work.

1:09.0

Yup.

1:09.9

Because it was the observation of independence.

1:12.5

And a week before the fourth, fireworks were going off

1:17.5

every day at random times.

1:20.2

I scared the shit out of me, honestly.

1:22.2

Then they all got it out on the fourth.

1:24.3

And then a few slipped out on the fifth,

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