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You gotta go to this bar you gotta go this bar when we just went out and they go we gotta

hear you and it was a original gay bar I can't fucking I'm trying to complete blank

uh you know I don't know I think there was probably an original gay bar in Alaska

no for no but we went there and they said oh you have to go and we like and it was closed

they closed it right when we got there and they were like oh we were gonna take you to the

gay bar downtown and we're like we live in West Hollywood nothing dealed us because of the

gay bar we go there for open steak night I always loved gay bars on the road because you know

there's not gonna be a fucking problem I'm like fucking shag nasties in Iowa

oh yeah it's like jaco fucking beat down guys yeah clearly not a gay bar

oh that's why we get through it yeah one of the reasons and I was playing pool and I got

surrounded by door guys I looked around and go do they go have cheatnet pool they go your

friend is already gone you have to go I go they said uh I go what did I get thrown out for I was dancing

with a black girl on the dance floor which yeah I had that kind of courage back then

or that he got he could dance with a black girl yeah she was running circles around you

I can know uh shut the fuck up first of all the cat is perfect because we started recording with the

the air on and the fucking music on and I thought because our guest producer is Mrs. Gump

since Chaleys away jobies at the opening day or you are moving up Miss Gump

yep but I thought it'd be really funny because we have to send them the file to have all the

things that make them crazy for fucking audio issues that no listener would ever notice god damn

you have the air on well no one else heard it and now of course fucking meat wig comes in barking

orders that was right I knew me like that sounds like a sound effect that Fred Norris would have

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