Ep. 251: ‘Valentine’s Day’ w/ Geoff Keith & Ian Gulbransen
The E & G Podcast
Ian Gulbransen
4.8 • 637 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2019
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Just over half of Americans (54%) are expected to celebrate #ValentinesDay this year, spending $1 billion on greeting cards alone! So, how did this holiday come to be & does anyone actually enjoy going out to a crowded restaurant with a limited, overpriced prix fixe menu? On this episode, we're chatting about the origins of Valentine's Day, giving/receiving Valentine's in elementary school, the mind-blowing experience of being in a stretch limo as a kid, whether it's appropriate to ask a stranger about their sex life, the downside of sharing your birthday with a holiday & much more. Special shout-out to the greeting card industry for making a $10 piece of folded paper a reality ...I don't like it! #OldManEd #NakedBabyDaddy #PlatonicValentines #HappyValentinesDay
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| 0:00.0 | The E&G podcast, you don't want to test them since they were little kids, lifelong best friends, and they'll be best friends forever. |
| 0:17.8 | The podcast men and women listen to together. |
| 0:20.5 | E&G is dope. Can't say it |
| 0:22.0 | any clearer. Color Bachelor, strange things in black mirror. Lots of people listen and you know |
| 0:26.8 | it's not. |
| 0:43.5 | Everybody's going to love today, going to love today, it's the day when your love life is put on display. |
| 0:50.2 | I like to send a dozen of those to the best girl at my school. |
| 0:53.4 | It's for your wife? |
| 0:54.5 | I'm 10 years old. |
| 0:55.7 | Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize. |
| 0:57.6 | Where there's always a chance for romance or disaster. |
| 1:02.9 | Okay, I'm going to go now. Okay. |
| 1:07.6 | Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do |
| 1:18.6 | and to fill my heart with love for only you. |
| 1:30.3 | I'm only you. |
| 1:33.3 | What's up, buddies? |
| 1:37.3 | And welcome back to the ENG podcast. |
| 1:40.7 | This is Jeff. |
| 1:41.5 | We're talking about love because it's Valentine's Day coming out. |
| 1:47.4 | Ian, that is my boner. |
| 1:50.6 | What are your plans for Valentine's Day? |
| 1:52.9 | We're going to get into a tiny bit of the history of it and all that. |
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