EP 251 - Ryan VS The Fleas
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Matt Watson & Ryan Magee
4.9 • 10.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Who we didn't expect it right there in the very beginning did you you guys thought it was going to be at the end nope right in the beginning the fart era baby yet is I probably the golden era of super |
| 0:11.8 | matter when when we lost the MP3 of the ending music and easily could have read downloaded it but instead it was easier just to put a fart sound effect in the podcast that we simply lost our way. |
| 0:22.5 | Yeah we did. |
| 0:23.3 | People didn't like the last episode. Oh well. I don't know another episode. Hey, how about this is I got a message to all the haters out there. |
| 0:33.4 | That hurt. Do you have to go check your panic? No, that's okay. There's no feces. No, no, no. |
| 0:37.7 | No way people have already turned it off. God damn it. This is disgusting. This fart era is gone too far. Well, it's here to stay. |
| 0:45.9 | Well, I don't know. It's probably not. It's feeling laugh. I don't know. You make a good evil villain. Thanks man. I mean like as a person. |
| 0:54.0 | They're like no, as a character. Oh, okay. You know, as a person, I don't you don't possess the quality is for an evil villain. Could I though like if I tried really hard or would I be more could I be like |
| 1:03.9 | like at least a a brutish just kind of like man you're two you're two you're two compassionate. Oh wow. A person. Yeah, you're too empathetic. You couldn't you couldn't maybe you could be a villain that like does bad shit |
| 1:14.4 | but then to make up for it, you donate a lot to charity. Secretively with under anonymous exactly exactly a K what most celebrities do. Yeah, just they feel bad. Oh, well, I don't know if they feel bad. No, probably |
| 1:28.7 | no, tax reasons. Yeah, it doesn't donate in charity. So how does that even work with the I don't know enough about it. So |
| 1:37.0 | we're about to donate to charity a thing to the month. Yeah, if we donate a million, do we get two million back? Is that how it works? We get we get it. We get a we get a check from Uncle |
| 1:46.7 | good job helping the gaze boys will match your donations 100 and 1% there's got there's definitely members of the federal government that watch |
| 1:57.1 | watching no. Yes, no. Do you know how big the federal government spans? Yeah, but like I'm not talking like CIA agents. Maybe there is a CIA agent |
| 2:07.0 | that's not working for the federal government. So exactly see she was she was she was instructed to to hide little baggies of crack cocaine and lower income communities. She did a good job. That one too. She did South Carolina, especially. She |
| 2:20.4 | knows the good hiding spots. Man, that ravaged downtown Columbia. Oh my God. Well, I mean more money for the whoo, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying, bro. Oh, man. Oh, man. What do you? |
| 2:34.2 | I remember back in the day speaking of pigs. Um, I I was I don't know why it was just like this maybe like little boy thing was like I'm going to become a cop. Yeah, I wanted that. |
| 2:47.4 | High speed chases. I'm going to have a gun. Well, it sounds awesome. No. And then you realize like you get to do anything. I have so much responsibility in the palm of my hand. |
| 3:00.6 | The high speed chase is part does sound cool. What's the say I wouldn't take it Jim, you know, every week stay make sure I'm on the highway when he's going to work like like like hide the cop car behind somewhere and like wait for him to pull out the work in the tail. I wish I could let this one go. But the dash cam shows that I can't show any favoritism. You know, every single time like check the mail every day and when his like auto registration renewal comes up throw it away before you get to camp. So been like the day it expires you pull him over show up to his house. |
| 3:30.6 | Hey, we got a warrant for your arrest. I just someone getting a warrant for arrest for I mean they will auto registration. I just had to pay mine. Um, this week. It's fucking stupid expensive. I hate relate on it. No. Oh, it was just expensive. |
| 3:48.6 | I think like 200 something years a couple hundred. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like what what what even is it just a made up thing registration where they're just like now it's official. It's a special vehicle. There's like little things where it's like the state. The state wants to keep track because every state, you know, has their own laws. Why did they make you pay for it? |
| 4:07.9 | They have the traffic laws and said, oh, shouldn't that just be it shouldn't there just be a system. Why do they make you fucking pay hundreds of dollars for it? Hmm. I don't know. Like I know the reason why like the reasoning behind like having like having your vehicle registered with the state. Yeah, that makes sense. But in terms of like making it expensive. What benefit do I get from like giving the money? |
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