EP 25- The threesome with one too many.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Jordyn is back and sharing her thirsty attempt to shamelessly self promo on the next door app (actually tried craigslist too but that failed as well, damn moderators). She suspects a Karen neighbor which sounds probable, and a little shit talking down goes down in regards to "neighbor Karen", who needs to get laid clearly. Jordy is sharing her first failed attempt at a threesome (there were no fails after that lolz) and its worth a giggle or too, or at the very least judgment. She goes on to tease her more explicit stories only to ask you to pay for them, because if she is going to expose herself at least let her get her bag. Ending the episode with fantasy talk and what gets Jordyn off that slightly embarrasses her. Hope you enjoy the episode xoxo horny people!

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0:00.0	You were listening to a Pleasure Podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:11.0	The horny housewife, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, for all my nymphomaniacs out
0:22.3	there, because we're not horny girls, we're not just horny girls, there you go.
0:29.8	For horny fucking married women, lots of us have asshole kids too.
0:39.8	Welcome to the horny housewife, hosted by me, Jordy.
0:46.5	Hello guys, listen to this shit, okay, listen to this shit.
0:51.9	I was shamelessly as being thirsty, I was being thirsty, and thinking of, I was being
0:58.4	creatively thirsty, and thinking of how can I get the horny housewife name out there
1:06.9	more.
1:07.9	I want to build a community, I want to be engaged with my listeners, I want more, I've
1:13.8	you to be more excited every Monday when I bring you something delicious.
1:20.3	But let's get back to what I love.
1:22.4	The point of what I was about to say was that I was on the next store app, which like
1:27.8	the next store app is, I don't know if that means I'm old, I don't know, it probably
1:33.8	means I'm old, but it's like a G version of Facebook, but not Facebook at all.
1:43.5	It's like your neighbors, it's like a Craigslist, a classy Craigslist, because Craigslist
1:50.4	is for sewer rats, no offense, I mean the stories that I have Craigslist experiences, no,
2:00.5	I should have an episode about Craigslist probably.
2:03.8	I just posted something on next store like along the lines of, hey, I have a podcast recommendation,
2:10.7	yes, I know, I'm a stupid slut, and I'm like, it's me, and I say what it is, women's locker
2:18.0	room talk, essentially, men, welcome, talking about the taboo topics, real life shit we deal
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