Dungeons and Dades are rowdy, horny, violent podcasts were grown-ups.

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Hello, and are you looking to be an intern for four dads?

My name is Ron F. Stampler, CEO, CFO, CQDSOS-ETC of Stampler Business,

and we are looking for our sons. We're also looking for an unpaid intern to start immediately.

Right now, are you an enthusiastic rock star who loves to have fun but loves to get coffee even more?

Are you alive? Physically fit with thick skin and able to take criticism and yelling and screaming

and sometimes murder but not always and sometimes there's curse words and we talk about sex?

We have just the job for you. Or should we say, internship, that's right.

You're getting paid in experience, the pleasure of our company,

and a chance to get a foot in the door in an industry where you are not valued and considered replaceable.

We did a bad thing with a town and a pyramid and now we're looking to explore that pyramid and

vanquish the evil within so that we can hire mercenaries that cost actual money.

Instead of you potential intern candidate, we get into extremely long, boring arguments,

which is why we need an intern to do the things we need to do while we're arguing about whether to do them.

This internship requires a master's degree in seven years of electrical engineering experience.

This is an entry level position with competitive pay.

We're competing to see how much you'll work for no money.

We're also super rich and you are LOL.

Please submit a resume and a cover letter.

We don't have a printer so just come tell us.

Are you ready to be called daddy?

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