Ep. 249 - We Ranked Every Awkward Moment

The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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This week, the boys make a tier list! The boys separate different awkward scenarios into tiers, from not that bad to scenarios that endlessly haunt you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	God damn.
0:15.6	I'm supposed to ignore how you look today.
0:18.5	How I look?
0:19.1	What are you fucking?
0:19.6	I'm supposed to just ignore how you...
0:20.7	CIA? Because you look, you look look what are you fucking I'm supposed to just ignore how you CIA was he
0:21.8	because you look you look insane do you understand because you look insane you look like you want to
0:27.2	buy me cigarettes I look normal and I'm old enough to buy cigarettes nothing you're wearing is part
0:31.8	of one guy like everything is hard out of the jean everything is a different guy and a different age of guy. I've worn this outfit a ton.
0:40.2	It's the sunnies. I mean the sunnies change the entire
0:43.9	chemical makeup. They change the fit. My sunglasses. It's like getting a molecule to
0:47.3	oxygen. Now you can't breathe it. You can't breathe it now. You
0:51.4	understand me now. Do you think we'll ever be able to breathe something that's not oxygen?
0:56.1	And Cush?
0:56.9	You can't.
0:57.6	It just doesn't feel good.
0:59.2	It doesn't let you live, right?
1:01.6	You can't live off of it.
1:02.5	Maybe I should have said survive off of it.
1:03.4	I could breathe weed and live.
1:06.5	And I could become, I would become a professor.
1:08.5	You could breathe, weave, and you could see.
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