Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day, on your video meetings,

saying things like, let's circle back on this, or can you drill down on that, or deep dive.

You know what you are, don't you? You're entitled, that's what?

That's right. Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care. Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers. Should have reached out to Specsavers. This episode is sponsored by Shopify. You know where that sound is, don't you, John? Yes, it's the sound of another sale on Shopify.

That's what I was going to say.

Shopify is the commerce platform revolutionising millions of businesses worldwide.

Are you actually listening to anything?

Whether you're selling tea or t-shirts, makeovers or makeup, paint or paintings, Shopify

simplifies selling online and in person so you can successfully grow

your business. Have you started a business, Dad? And what's lovely about Shopify is, no matter how

big you want to grow, Shopify will be there to empower you with the confidence and control to take

your business to the next level. They have free website designs to launch your store quickly and

easily, and Shopify takes care of everything from marketing and payments to secure transactions and shipping.

Excellent, but do you think you'll be any good at business?

John, millions of users trust Shopify to manage their online stores.

Yes, but what about you, Dad? How much is it?

Well, me and listeners to my time gap, you can sign up for a £1 per month trial period

at Shopify.com.com.

Or lowercase.

Shopify.com.com.

Got it.

But do you have the skills necessary to...

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