Ep 249: My Husband Came Out As Straight

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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In this episode, we talk about: A boyfriend who doesn't want his girlfriend to have any friends, a husband who keeps adding pee to his wife's food, a husband who comes out as straight after a 5 year marriage, a listener who tried to pee too soon after surgery, and a prank gone wrong, nearly resulting in a death. We also try to find some freelance work in this week's circle jurdge! This episode is sponsored by: Factor! Check out FactorMeals.com/FACTORPODCAST for 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box! Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and save money TODAY at RocketMoney.com/Judgies Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking https://twitter.com/currentlyblink https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Manipulative BF DELETED Husband Adding Pee to Food Husband Comes Out Prank Gone Wrong Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 6:46 Manipulative BF 13:22 Husband Adding Pee to Food 20:26 Husband Comes Out 41:17 CJ: Judgies Resume Building 1:01:54 LS Sound 1:05:06 LS Story 1:011:21 Prank Gone Wrong 1:21:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Spring is in the air.
0:01.9	That's right.
0:02.8	You know, it's not in the air in my house?
0:05.5	No guesses.
0:06.7	You cat got the tongue.
0:08.7	Litter box stink.
0:10.0	And that's because we use pretty litter.
0:12.1	It obliterates odor so we can all enjoy the wonderful sense of spring.
0:18.4	You know when I'm going to the bathroom, I got real clumpy waist.
0:22.4	And that was always an issue.
0:23.8	I would go to the bathroom and it would be clump, clump, clump, and then that clump would
0:27.2	stick to my frump.
0:28.6	And then a little garbage of cats walking around clumping and frumping and, uh-oh, next thing
0:33.4	I know I'm getting back on the doorstep.
0:35.5	I'm an outdoor cat now. I'll have to worry about that
0:38.7	because with Pretty Litter's non-clumpin formula, it traps odor and moisture. It's ultra-absorbing. It's
0:44.3	lightweight, low dust, and one six-pound bag will work for up to a month even with my garbage
0:50.3	poops. And with Pretty Litter, it gives you peace of mind because it has color-changing
0:54.9	technology that helps indicate early signs of potential illness in your cat. Like with
0:59.5	garbage, it lets know that he had a urinary tract infection. Three of them. He even had a kidney
1:03.9	issue. Two of them. And it caught more issues. A lot. Since Pretty Letter ships free right
1:10.0	to my door, I never run out.
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