Ep 248: The Girlfriends of Reddit

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who won't stop twerking, a girlfriend who won't shower, a girlfriend who may have revealed her infidelity through a game of Catan, a listener who had to give care to their mom, a roommate's girlfriend who won't wear bottoms around the house, a girlfriend who keeps getting called ugly by her partner, and a girlfriend who makes a strange request in the bedroom. Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking https://twitter.com/currentlyblink https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Twerking GF DELETED Asking my GF to shower? The Catan Story Roommate's Wife BF Calling GF Ugly Help! my (27m) girlfriend (25f) wants me to *** on her teddy bears DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:07 Twerking Girlfriend 12:09 Asking My GF to Shower 22:47 The Catan Story 28:08 Break 28:49 CJ: Significant Celebrity Poops 43:18 LS Sound 44:49 LS Story 53:59 Roommate's Wife 57:22 BF Calling GF Ugly 1:04:04 Gf Wants Me to... 1:13:15 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Garbage the Cat back again to tell you a little story about how I came to be.
0:06.3	You see, I used to scrounge around in the garbage outside.
0:10.7	That's where I got my name because I was always in the trash.
0:14.2	And then I became an indoor cat.
0:17.1	The problem when garbage is an indoor cat is that my litter box used to stink up the whole
0:22.6	freaking domicile, and boy, did my owners really think about returning me from whence I came.
0:28.7	But luckily for me and them, they decided instead to get pretty litter.
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0:38.7	It's ultra-absorbent, it's lightweight, low dust, and one six-pound bag works for up to one month,
0:45.4	which is 13 years in garbage years.
0:49.8	And the best part is Pretty Litter's ships right to your door.
0:52.7	That way you never run out, and that way my mess doesn't stink up the whole place
0:56.4	and gets me kicked back out onto the streets.
0:59.5	There's no huge kitty litter bags taking up all of my free space where I want to run around,
1:04.4	and you don't have to go out and cold and lug those huge tubs from the store to a car
1:09.7	and then back into garbage's house.
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1:39.0	Pretty litter.com slash judges.
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