Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by the hilarious Colton Don and I survive a hurricane.

I really did. Well, super storm. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go! I'm the unsinkable Jesse Thorne. Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Wait, do we see that again? I have a new one. Say you're the unsinkable Jesse Thorne.

I'm the unsinkable Jesse Thorne. I'm Jordan Morris, Kathy Bates.

Wait, that's another person's name. I mean, you know, beloved actress and director, Kathy Bates.

Yeah, that's what I want to be. If you're being a new one this time, then I want to be a new one that's related to yours.

Can I be Laura Linney? Yeah, sure. Do you want to change yours? Well, then mine doesn't make sense.

Well, then mine doesn't make sense. If it's a question of what we want to be, then I want to be Laura Linney because she's classy.

She's a little sexy. She's a little sexy and she's surprisingly funny.

You know, you give Laura Linney something to work with, she will nail it.

I guess you could say all the same things about Kathy Bates.

Absolutely. Absolutely. She's very sexy. Kathy and Kathy Bates' case.

I'd say sex appeals at the center of her thing, so to speak. Like her main deal.

Want to introduce our guest here? Why don't we?

You know, as a comedian, you know, as Jordan's co-star in the television program Game Shop. Mr. Colton Dunn.

How are you, sir? Hey, Kay Fandy Newton.

Really, you're going to go Fandy Newton on us. That's me.

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