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🗓️ 28 July 2021
⏱️ 115 minutes
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0:00.0 | The Degas boys. |
0:04.0 | Thank you Gil King. I am here with Jeff Bezos, the |
0:09.0 | Oligark and head of Amazon. |
0:11.8 | He is back from riding a dick shaped rocket into space. |
0:16.2 | Yeah, Jeff. How's it feel? How's it feel to go to space for 13 minutes? |
0:22.0 | Yeah, I mean it felt amazing. |
0:24.5 | You know, |
0:25.8 | it's kind of like similar to a parallel of my sex drive. |
0:28.9 | So I used a giant cop rocket to go into space and I only lasted 13 minutes. |
0:33.7 | So it's a metaphor for kind of like my sex life, you know. |
0:36.5 | Okay, do you think that is weird that you at you and your quote, quote, quote, brother who a lot of people think is a clone that you created when on a dick shaped rocket into space? |
0:47.4 | I mean, it's not weird. It's not weird. I mean, you know, you do that was not homo or riding. |
0:52.2 | No, not at all. I mean like look, look, seriously guys like when I go to my plants |
0:57.6 | and I see guys putting dildos and boxes. I just it's a sparked an idea. |
1:01.5 | So I said, you know what? I'm going to build the cockshape rocket and me and my bros are going to go into outer space. |
1:06.4 | And that's what we did. So I want to think all that warehouse guys, all the guys who work through COVID and got everybody their supplies. |
1:13.3 | Because you pay for the sheet broke on the fuckers. |
1:18.8 | And what do you have to say to people who say you've tried to spend the money with four people instead of taking a vanity play that someone going through a |
1:27.4 | midlife crisis who recently lost a bitch would do to get their swag back. |
1:33.8 | Well, you know, the problem is with that is that, you know, I got go up and like to quote little Wayne, it ain't |
1:44.1 | tricking if you got, you know what I'm saying? So in essence, what I did was just give my bitch half the walk away. |
1:50.2 | So I can swing, swing cock, you know, internationally and in outer space. |
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