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Bodega Boys

Ep 248: Tulum Babies

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

The Brand is Strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from our homes! This week: hip-hop, movies, and more!

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0:00.0

The Degas boys.

0:04.0

Thank you Gil King. I am here with Jeff Bezos, the

0:09.0

Oligark and head of Amazon.

0:11.8

He is back from riding a dick shaped rocket into space.

0:16.2

Yeah, Jeff. How's it feel? How's it feel to go to space for 13 minutes?

0:22.0

Yeah, I mean it felt amazing.

0:24.5

You know,

0:25.8

it's kind of like similar to a parallel of my sex drive.

0:28.9

So I used a giant cop rocket to go into space and I only lasted 13 minutes.

0:33.7

So it's a metaphor for kind of like my sex life, you know.

0:36.5

Okay, do you think that is weird that you at you and your quote, quote, quote, brother who a lot of people think is a clone that you created when on a dick shaped rocket into space?

0:47.4

I mean, it's not weird. It's not weird. I mean, you know, you do that was not homo or riding.

0:52.2

No, not at all. I mean like look, look, seriously guys like when I go to my plants

0:57.6

and I see guys putting dildos and boxes. I just it's a sparked an idea.

1:01.5

So I said, you know what? I'm going to build the cockshape rocket and me and my bros are going to go into outer space.

1:06.4

And that's what we did. So I want to think all that warehouse guys, all the guys who work through COVID and got everybody their supplies.

1:13.3

Because you pay for the sheet broke on the fuckers.

1:18.8

And what do you have to say to people who say you've tried to spend the money with four people instead of taking a vanity play that someone going through a

1:27.4

midlife crisis who recently lost a bitch would do to get their swag back.

1:33.8

Well, you know, the problem is with that is that, you know, I got go up and like to quote little Wayne, it ain't

1:44.1

tricking if you got, you know what I'm saying? So in essence, what I did was just give my bitch half the walk away.

1:50.2

So I can swing, swing cock, you know, internationally and in outer space.

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