Ep 248: Harland Williams

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Harland Williams stops by the pod for wild stories about Rocket Man, his new movie Wingman, and hanging with Rodney Dangerfield. Plus, Mark and Sam get surprise drop-ins from Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano, leading to chaos about art heists, shorts season, Anthony Bourdain, and whether you could kill a husband for good sex. Sponsored by: 💸 Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month Shopify trial https://www.shopify.com/DRUNK 👖 F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with code DRUNK15 https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 #theperfectjeanpod 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #HarlandWilliams #StavrosHalkias #ChrisDistefano #RocketMoney #CornbreadHemp #ThePerfectJean #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What do you got here?
0:07.1	Mountain Dew and hot chocolate?
0:09.0	Mountain Dew.
0:10.0	We got Ready Whip.
0:12.0	What do you?
0:12.6	Bart Simpson?
0:13.6	I always want to be ready.
0:14.6	And I got Swiss Miss hot chocolate.
0:17.2	Whoa.
0:18.1	Even though it's the middle of the summer, uh, let's keep winter alive.
0:21.7	You don't see a lot of gray hair dudes drinking Mountain Dew still.
0:24.7	I respect that.
0:25.5	You got the same rider as Kevin Spacey.
0:27.8	Yeah.
0:28.8	Wait, what?
0:29.7	Well, he's got a couple of little boys around.
0:32.5	Ew, gross.
0:34.5	Well, to each his anal.
0:36.1	Oh, Carol Channing. God. That's a different actor. But yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's going on here? Is this your breakfast? Yeah, it's just a little, you know, like to have something to drink while I chit chat. All right, hey, no judge. Yeah. I respect it. Yeah, I don't see a lot of Mountain Dew anymore. No, that milkshake is the size of the South Tower. Yeah. I feel like you're going to California is like semi-health conscious, too, so it's nice to see a Mountain Dew. Yeah, Mountain Dew. Delicious. Yeah, remember the old ad Yahoo! Mountain Dew. Oh, yeah.
1:11.1	I don't remember that.
1:11.8	No one says Yahoo anymore either. That's true. Yeah. That was a website or a search engine. Yeah, but... Did well. Yeah, yeah. Well, we stole beer. We'd yell Yahoo. Mm-hmm. Yahoo! Did you guys do that? Yahoo. That must have been a regional thing. We're going to go pull a Yahoo, meaning like, like, everybody grabs a case of beer at the 7-Eleven, and you go, Yahoo,
1:30.7	and you all run out together.
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