Democrats have gone into a fit of hysteria over the Russians disrupting our political system

by throwing Democrats into a fit of hysteria.

This represents a change for Democrats who, until now, were friendly to the Russians and

referred to Russian leader Vladimir Putin as Vlad, or Vladivladi, or daddy Vladivladi,

or just cutie-pudi, or maybe putty-cudie, I always get those two confused.

Anyway, you'll remember that former Secretary of State Hillary, something or other, attempted

to reset our relations with Russia in 2009 by personally bringing the Russians a giant

red button that was supposed to say reset on it in Russian, but when properly translated,

actually said, for a good time, contact Monica at www.ovloffis.gov.

The attempt at detente failed when Monica responded to the Russians that she is not that

kind of girl.

Depending on what the meaning of is is, also the meaning of kind, also girl.

But anyway, the Russians struck out with her, and in frustration decided to annex Crimea

and basically the whole enterprise ended in disaster.

Barack Obama, meanwhile, scoffed at Mitt Romney in 2012 when Romney called Russia our biggest

geopolitical foe.

Obama said, quote, ha-ha-ha, you silly Mitt Romney.

You are just a billionaire businessman, whereas I am a student of history and know that Russia

was destroyed in the Cold War and is now a frozen wasteland that can never trouble us

again, so who looks like an arrogant buffoon of a stupid fool now?

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But now Democrats claim the Russians hacked into the DNC's computers by tricking John

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