Ep 247: The Honorable Judge Asa

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All Things Comedy

Society & Culture, Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Asa is the judge. Bobby represents himself. Khalyla reminisces about amoebiasis. We talk bed muffins, cute trauma, 0.4 GPA, and double epiphanies. We also find out who has been in more IRL gang bangs, Bobby or Asa? Sponsors:...

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0:00.0	🎵
0:07.0	Meredith
0:12.9	🎵
0:28.7	And no one knows, no one knows the lyrics to that song! Just Koloilatu?
0:34.4	🎵 You remain the light on the sun and the moon🎵
0:39.1	Oh, so put some makeup on, seal! The scar's distracting!
0:43.1	Hey, that's a cultural thing.
0:44.7	Oh my God, I didn't know.
0:46.1	That wasn't like a spear?
0:47.7	No, because I dated a guy from...
0:50.7	What?
0:51.7	How do you even suddenly say...
0:53.0	Koloil has the most amount of segway, so yeah, I dated a guy.
0:55.7	Yeah, yeah, she does.
0:56.6	Nobody had this scarification from his village and stuff.
0:59.3	Oh, is that what it is? It's a ritualistic...
1:01.1	I don't know if that's what seal thing is.
1:02.7	I just assumed it.
1:03.7	It's like a yakusa, if yakusa is saying it.
1:05.9	Right?
1:06.7	Yeah.
1:07.7	We have a samurai sword.
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