What's the talk this close to it?

Like a fist away is what Joe Rogan says.

That's what the samurai said too.

Okay.

You said you got to hold it a fist away from your abdomen.

Well, just like the samurai, we're doing something just as noble and something that will be passed down for generations.

Because if our chosen are podcasters, they will be some held to pay.

If we have kids.

You guys are going to have kids together?

You know, might adopt just for fun.

Just for a video.

Right.

Can we mix our sperm together?

Like, and give it to a woman?

Not sure that's how that works.

I mean, like, it's a 50-50 shot of whose kid it is, but we never truly know.

So we love it as if it's our own type.

Even though it's like pretty obvious who's it is.

I feel like with you and I, like, maybe like...

No, I feel like pretty, like, like instantly we know.

Depends on the girl, right?

Because her jeans met, you know, 50% of it.

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