Kill a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan Jesse Go!

This week on Jordan Jesse Go, we're joined by the brilliant Jasper Red and finally some people in the comedy industry take on the indignities of air travel. Let's go.

It's Jordan Jesse Go! I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Beautiful day in Los Angeles, 95 degrees, the projected high. That's down from 99 last night.

Yeah, well you've become a regular meteorologist lately.

Yeah, well you know.

Do you check the weather before you come in?

Yeah, well because I got to know what clothes to wear.

Okay, you got to plan your day out, Jordan. You can't just fly by the CD or pants.

You're going to get stuck in a flannel in the 95 degree weather like our friend Jasper Red.

You're a guest on the program.

Yeah, I know me.

I know flannel do. You need to fill it before you speak on it.

You know what I'm saying? I'm nicely ventilated over here so I don't get confused.

Is that some kind of a poplin, a modrisper?

I don't know what it's called, actually, but it feels good on my skin.

Okay, fair enough.

And you are not, you don't appear to be pitting out.

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