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They're loans to be forgiven by stealing money from other people to pay off their debts.

Is that lacking sympathy on my part? We'll discuss that as well today on the Matt Wall

Show.

Well, this is sad guys. This is really pathetic. I have to say my wife and kids are out

of town for the week. I've been here at the house by myself since Monday morning because

my wife wanted to go visit her sister and I have to work. Plus, I'm going to Texas tomorrow

for a speech. That's how I ended up here alone. I've got the whole house to myself. I've

got the run of the house, no wife, no kids. It's the first time since I've been married.

This has been the case. I travel a lot. I'm on my own when I travel most of the time. As

far as being home alone, having the run of the house, no kids, no wife, first time. I thought,

well, I'm going to really take advantage of that. I'm going to do something. I don't know.

I feel like I should do something with this freedom, but the only thing I could, the

only ways that I could find to take advantage of it have been to eat a lot of takeout food

and leave wet towels on the bathroom floor. That's it. That's what my celebration of independence

has consisted of. This is adulthood, I guess. This is all it is.

What else am I really going to do? I guess. I did do one other thing. I sat on our white

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