Ep. #245: Doug's 10 Day Sober, Bulbous Head

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Doug shares his recipe for 10 Days sober and smoke free, Jobi has a Celebrity Death Pool exclusive and Chad is back with a Police Beat.
Recorded Feb 18th, 2018 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), & Jobi (@StanhopesCDP). Produced by Jobi. Edited by Chaille (@gregchaille).
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Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:13.2	Low energy open.
0:15.0	The Doug Stanhope podcast episode blankety blank.
0:18.6	Fucking knows.
0:21.6	Silver Doug Stanhope.
0:22.6	Silver ten days sober.
0:24.6	Have you been to the doctor since you've been sober?
0:27.4	No.
0:28.4	Your head looks more bulbous sober.
0:30.9	Or maybe it's just that I'm sober.
0:33.0	But I'm not used to seeing you this way.
0:35.1	I don't know.
0:36.1	He's got a glow about it.
0:37.5	Yeah, it looks different.
0:39.0	And the only thing I could pin down
0:40.2	was that his head seemed more bulbous than usual.
0:42.6	It might be.
0:43.4	All your brain power is throwing up.
0:46.4	I'll go through my regimen of how I've managed to stay
0:51.7	smoke-free, absolutely, and sober.
0:55.2	Meaning I've always been able to drive.
0:59.6	I've never had more than three cocktails in a day.
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