Ep 243: Jessica Kirson

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ ? minutes

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Jessica Kirson joins the pod this week and nothing is off-limits—comedy bombs, sex clubs, Mardi Gras madness, and plane etiquette wars. Mark and Sam get into it with Jessica about hecklers, shady green rooms, wild Berlin stories, and what it really takes to kill at a comedy fest. Plus, they spiral into nepo baby gossip, SEAL Team Six conspiracies, and why teenagers might be the scariest people alive. Sponsored by: 🩲 Get 20% off your first Sheath order with code DRUNK https://www.sheathunderwear.com 👖 F*%k your khakis & get 15% off The Perfect Jean with code DRUNK15 https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #JessicaKirson #StandUpComedy #ComedyPodcast #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SheathUnderwear #ThePerfectJean #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, well, we're here with Jess Kerson, man.
0:09.1	Oh, yeah.
0:10.4	Yeah, I told a girl we had you on today, and she was like, I love her.
0:13.0	Hey.
0:14.0	That's so nice.
0:15.1	All right.
0:16.0	What do you think of Zoram?
0:20.1	Just joking. I like that.
0:22.0	But we were off there, but you were talking us.
0:23.1	Globalized the end.
0:25.9	Sorry, what were you saying?
0:26.9	I was just saying, I like that story you told us before we were rolling where you said, you rolled into the.
0:32.8	Yeah, I went to Gotham Comedy Club and I wasn't out yet.
0:35.4	And the minute I walked in, there were a ton of comics there. And Judy Gold was like, hey, you big dyke. And I'm like, who? Oh, my God. Oh, she outed you. Yeah, she did. That's pretty shitty. And then I fingered her. It was so uncomfortable. Did it give you a nudge to come out, though? No. It just shamed you. It had happened when it was the time, you know, the time it was right.
0:56.7	Sure.
0:57.2	I did the same thing to Sam J.
0:59.9	Then he fucked her.
1:01.4	It's weird.
1:02.0	Then he fingered.
1:02.9	Yeah.
1:03.4	I had a friend in high school who I would like, he was clearly gay and he was a friend.
1:07.2	So I'd always like call him a homo trying to like nudge him like, come on, just be gay. Yeah. And it didn't work.
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