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The Yard

Ep. 243 - A Game to Torture My Friends

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys participate in The Games of Favor! A game that features tasks, questions and punishment.. Who can earn Slime's favor? The Medallion is Yours ™! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, gentlemen.

0:15.9

Hey.

0:17.0

Welcome.

0:18.9

I got one, I got one contestant who was losing points. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you chirping? Like, you know how the points work. Me, that gets you points. Don't pretend you're co-captain. Me and King of the medallion have to go way back. This is gross. I should have never spoke about the medallion beforehand. This is gross. It's not gross. I'm just saying in a just society, why am I freaking out? Gentlemen, he's an angle into this already? Nice to see you again. Welcome. It is great to see you. It's great to see you. I'm happy to be here. You're happy to be here? Do you like the orb? I don't want to talk about the orb He's being gross right now I don't like this

0:55.6

pre-gaming

0:56.2

Can I have the

0:57.6

the orb? I don't want to talk about the orb. This is gross. He's being gross right now. I don't like it. This is pre-gaming. Can I have the screen? For audio listeners, slime looks fucking insane. And this video's probably going to be a watch angle. Excuse me? This is going to be a watch angle. You know what's funny is I thought a long and hard about the previous iteration of this,

1:12.5

which was Nick Ball and how it was a watch angle.

1:15.2

This one is fun for all organs.

1:17.6

Oh, okay.

1:18.5

Well, for all organs who are listening, come just look at him for a moment.

1:22.1

Not surprised you were able to improve on upon it so easily because you're so intelligent and that makes so much sense to me.

1:28.9

You should chill out on that. You should chill out. Yeah, slime famously loves glaze.

1:33.7

Gentlemen, welcome. It's been a long time. Yeah. We've been friends for a long time. Yes.

1:39.8

And I would argue that you haven't been the best friends to me.

1:45.1

What?

1:45.5

Okay.

1:47.1

What would you like to argue?

1:48.4

No, it's just, I would.

1:51.6

It's actually, it's actually, I would like our time together has been the sweetest. I wouldn't like to argue.

1:52.7

I would like to argue, it's fucking dumb.

1:54.5

I'm a way better friend to you than you are to me.

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