Ep 241: Jim Norton

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Jim Norton joins the show this week and it’s a wild ride. The guys dig into comedy legends, Hollywood gossip, TV nostalgia, and some very questionable award show outcomes. There’s movie hot takes, roast stories, and a little chaos from the Big Easy. Plus, a deep dive on why performance order can make or break a set. Check out Jim Norton's new stand-up special Unconceivable — now streaming free on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Sponsored by: Call American Financing and see how much you could save: http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Drunk NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org Start your free online Hims visit today: https://www.hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JimNorton #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Unconceivable #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, here we are, folks. We might be drunk. We got a cocktail, a brewing. A
0:11.3	little Nogrony. Jim sober. And, uh, yeah, you don't mind us drinking, huh? No, I don't.
0:17.3	Okay. Some guys are like that. You've been sober a long time. Since I was a young man, yeah, but I never mind.
0:23.2	Pot smokes a little hard, I still like how that smells. But if guys are doing coke or drinking, I could care less. As long as it's not like something in my sinuses, I don't care. Break out the Coke. Yeah, please. I encourage that. Cheers, by the lot. Cheers, guys.
0:18.4	Guys, I'll toast with my Laquois.
0:21.0	Supposed a bad luck, but who gives a fuck?
0:23.0	It's a myth. I've heard that, yeah. I've heard that I've heard that I've had guys stop me from toasting with water. And like, it's bad luck. And like, no, if I get drunk in your establishment, it's bad luck. I'll be fucking cutting myself on the dance floor. Bar rules.
0:54.4	Like when you take a shot and the guy goes, and he's like, oh, you didn't slam it down. You're going to go gay or whatever. And I make eye contact on toast, but the people that are too aggressive about it, the people that are like one of these are like, I hate that. I'm like, all right, settle down. Yeah, there's a whole toast culture, apparently. I wasn't aware of.
0:51.0	I'll do it once in a while.
0:52.1	Sometimes I don't even cling glasses with people.
0:54.2	Like they'll all be doing it.
0:55.1	I know. I'm like, all right, settle down. Yeah, there's a whole toast culture, apparently. I wasn't aware of. I'll do it once in a while.
1:11.5	Sometimes I don't even cling glasses with people.
1:13.6	Like, they'll all be doing it.
1:14.5	I know I've missed everybody, and I don't care.
1:16.8	Yes, yes, exactly. I know that would bother them if they knew, but I'm like, ah, tough shit. It's a stupid tradition. it's all silly
1:08.3	yeah man
1:09.9	you ask you
1:11.6	going in
1:13.1	they always ask you
1:14.1	like do you want to talk
1:14.8	about anything
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