First of all, I want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas, a happy New Year, happy holidays.

This is Conspiracy Social Club AK Deep Waters, and I'm wearing a cashmere sweater and some

rugged Christmas episode. My jeans have some elastic in them because I've got an athlete's legs.

As you guys all know, I'm built like a frog, and I'm not going to be wearing five or ones.

Yeah, I can't wear five or ones because, well, whatever fits my hips is going to fit my

fucking thighs and my apple ass. Of course not, and certainly not my calves. I got I got

bowl hearts for calves as you know, Sam. I didn't know. I didn't know. So what I'm going to do

is I'm going to get out there in my cashmere sweater and my and my rugged jeans with elastic in them

in case I have to side kick a fucker in the face in a street fight or or a wheel kick his

fucking head off either way. Yeah, I'm going out to split some wood and then I'm going to shoot

above. I'm going to shoot some arrows in case I want to draw a bead on on a deer later on

in a tree stand. I've got it all going on when I'm here, dude. I've been eating nothing but venison.

So I want to apologize if I seem a little sharp, a little aggressive, and my tilt a little too

forward. But just come correct today, Sam. Come correct. Went for a brisk walk, went for a brisk walk,

and and do I stop exercising when I'm when I'm at my girl's place in in South Jersey?

Fuck no. So that's crazy. I dated Jersey girl. Dana was a Jersey girl for she's a Jersey girl.

I dated her. Love Jersey girls. Love Jersey girls. Love them. Brian, I've seen a little pep in your

step today. It's probably because I think you might have actually done a little better on the flat

earth discussion than a lot of people expected. Yeah, I think the people kind of like we're on

my side just for being patient with Dave Weiss. He was a he got a little passionate and

riled up. And I think a lot of people find the idea that we're living on on a disc with a

ice wall that goes all the way around things to be a little far fetched. We don't know what's

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