Ep. 24: "The Wrong Mustache"
Roderick on the Line
Merlin Mann
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2012
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Ep. 24: “The Wrong Mustache” - Roderick on the Line - Merlin Mann on Huffduffer
The Problems: Our great nation’s vein of Juggalos; out-of-period (OOP) vermin; small-cask Canadian hooker bacon; adventures in intellectual LARP-ing; underwhelming donut memorials (and their equally disappointing water features); preferred ladies footwear for dramatic airport escapes; John’s nationally-televised bass premiere; and the quiet release of some handy tail-losing techniques.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. Hi John, how are you? Hi John, how are you? Hi, Merlin. I'm |
| 0:08.8 | sorry again. Berlin, man. I hate being late for things. I know we were going to meet at 11 11 and now it's |
| 0:16.3 | 11. Yeah we know this podcast can't be evergreen anymore. Oh right. Oh g geez. I let a peak behind the curtain, didn't I? |
| 0:25.8 | Yeah. Now people realize that it's not happening simultaneously. Here's another peak. |
| 0:31.2 | Here's another peak. Okay, so A, I hate being late for things and I'm sorry. |
| 0:35.0 | And B, computers. I fucking hate computers. |
| 0:39.0 | Mm-hmm. Oh boy, now we're on a topic that we both agree on. |
| 0:42.0 | You know, I'm always late to things too. |
| 0:47.0 | We've talked about this many times. |
| 0:49.0 | You thought it was going to take you nine minutes and... |
| 0:51.0 | This is what makes this is what makes this such a compelling |
| 0:54.0 | experience I think for our listeners the people you're helping is that we are very |
| 0:57.6 | different people you know you and I yeah I mean in some ways we're very different |
| 1:00.9 | I'd say we were pretty different yeah Yeah, but I mean, you know, |
| 1:03.6 | aren't we like mostly 95% the same as chimps? You and I both are 95% the same as chimps. No, I think it's more than that. I think what's 90, I think it's more than that. I think it's 97.28. Is that logarithmic or is that arithmetic? |
| 1:18.6 | Arhmatic? Was it Aramaic? Is that an Aramaic on an Aramaic scale? |
| 1:21.6 | It's Aramaic. We an Aramaic scale? It's Aramaic. |
| 1:23.0 | We are Aramaic scale. |
| 1:25.0 | We are 97. 253. |
| 1:27.0 | Actually, it's Mixelidian. |
| 1:29.0 | Oh, sorry, I thought we were still in Fridgeon time. |
| 1:31.0 | Fridgeon, daylight? It's called the Snake in frigian time. Friggian daylight. |
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