From W.H. Barbarian, Philadelphia.

Put down that coconut and pick up your radio.

It's another adventure of Eleanor and Flip-On.

When last we left our hero, Eleanor was kicking up her heels at a tropical island resort.

This place is so relaxing, I might never leave.

But the islanders proved to be idiosyncratic.

We practiced mindless mediation.

It's like, you know how you worry sometimes?

Just don't do that.

And now one of Eleanor's greatest allies has tractor towers.

Maggie, that's right amplified. I'm bringing you back to the real world.

Maybe I'm tired of it all, Maggie.

Tired of getting messed with, tired of making things worse?

Can Maggie bring Eleanor home?

And could that be easier said than done?

Especially if the island is haunted?

This island has secrets Eleanor. Big time, secret secrets.

What?

Oh, I've got to hear this.

Gunther, what secrets? Monsters, spirits, crab mutants, what?

I don't know, there's secrets. If I knew what they were, I wouldn't be there.

Okay, new approach. Are people disappearing from the island?

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