At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes, we commit it to safety within our community.

That's why we set all TikTok accounts age between 13 and 15 as private, with no access to direct messaging.

Our family pairing tool lets you link your account to your teams, so you can adjust what content they see,

and manage how long your family spends on TikTok with our screen time management tool.

Safety, your priorities, our commitment.

Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more.

Some people, when they want to know the future, shake their magic eight ball, turn it upside down, and read the message on the bottom.

Me, I turn to journalists and politicians, because when you shake them and turn them upside down, change falls out of their pockets, much of which was yours to begin with.

So, as 2016 winds to an end, let's take a look at what the best prognosticators are prognosticating for the year ahead.

We'll begin with Al Gore. The former vice president is famous for predicting climate change would destroy the world in approximately two years ago.

That prediction turned out to be amazingly accurate, after we realized the world he was talking about was the one inside his mind.

For 2017, the man nicknamed Crazy Al by a team of baffled psychiatrists, is predicting the terrible climate crisis will continue, with the weather getting so hot that most of the Midwest will be buried under snow until April.

Global warming seminars held in 20 below temperatures will cause a virtual epidemic of unintended irony.

And CNN journalists throughout the country will solemnly accuse their audience of being anti-science right up until the moment they realize that their audience is actually watching something else, like the Walking Dead or Westworld or anything with a story less preposterous than the global warming bushwa on CNN.

Gore further predicts that the release of the sequel of his film, an inconvenient truth, tentatively titled Full Jut ice, Shame on You, should generate enough revenue to keep him in Xanax through the middle of next June.

After that, he plans to further fund his medicinal regime by improving his invention of the internet with a new internet add-on called Pornhub.

Another prognosticator looking at the year ahead is New York Times Futurist Nate Cohn. Cohn made his prognosticating bones by predicting that Donald Trump would lose the Republican nomination because he wasn't really a Republican and lose the election because he wasn't really a candidate.

Cohn explained that Trump had a high floor but a low ceiling, along with flocked wallpaper and an attractive set of French windows. Cohn was absolutely correct, and that's why Trump will be subletting his apartment at a high price when he moves into the White House.

For 2017, Cohn is predicting that Donald Trump will still lose the election because obviously 2016 has all been a terrible dream, and any minute now, Nate Cohn predicts he will wake up and not only will Hillary have won, but ice cream will grow on trees and the entire Cohn family will be happy, happy, happy all the time forever.

So there's a glimpse into the future by those experts among us who make their living, glimpse the future, then making stuff up. My advice is that you listen very carefully to these wise people, then bet your money that whatever they say will come true.

You can place those bets by contacting me here at the Daily Wire, I'm giving excellent odds. Trigger Warning, I'm Andrew Klaven, and this is the Andrew Klaven Show.

I'm Mohan Kitaki, life is tickety boom, there's a ringing also singing.

...